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i never got why uncle ray’s put
chapters of their story on the back of their bags
the only time i eat them is when i’m stoned
i’m way too busy eating to read

i never got why straight couples feel so
tempted to hold hands in public
it seems so excessive and annoying
we don’t care about you

i think i’m losing my sanity
because i didn’t get enough sleep
my roommate stopped by in the
middle of the night to collect his things

i never got why snapbacks are worn
backwards how does that protect your
eyes from the harmful uv rays
you look like an asshole

i never got why men wear axe
after they graduate middle school
does anybody actually think the musk
smells even remotely decent

i think i’m losing my sanity
because i didn’t get enough sleep
my roommate stopped by in the middle
of the night to collect his things

i lose confidence every time i speak
when you’re around i start to feel weak
i’m surprised you don’t know i’m a freak
or maybe you do and you don’t care to think

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